BREAKING: 'Boaty McBoatface' polar ship named after Attenborough. Read more about the atrocity here.
"This is an attack on free speech. This is an attack on our democracy. This is an attack on FREEEEEEEEEEDDOOOOOMMMMMM" - Cowlie McCowface
"Boaty McBoatface is dead. The
government killed him." But we can still save Schoolie McSchoolface.
